i get this quite a lot but i still dont see it?
I’m at the mall and theyre playing Roy Rogers by Elton omg I’ve never heard that song played in public its always the generic overplayed Elton songs
I love it when my only priority is videogames
holy fucking shit i thought avocados only had about 100 calories noT FUCKIN 275?!?
now i have to purge and replace avocados with…idk bell peppers or s/t???
Getting 4 hours of sleep was totally worth it I submitted my last paper on time and I know I least got a C on the final
I’m finally done (for only 2 weeks but still)
someone should buy me sushi and come cuddle with me (we can listen to elton john recordsssss)
“The death penalty has been around since the 1600’s so why abolish it now?”
you can feel the annoyance i am feeling rn in the first sentence
the anger and tension is oozing
this is the last paper i have to write till June 3
*cracks knuckles* lets do this
also i have an opportunity to be a sing spinner (in las vegas in 104 degrees weather mind you) which i am super excited about since its a job and something i can actually do
but when i tell anyone about it they go “ew no you dont want to do that” LIKE WAT i get to listen to music all day and stand around and get $9.25 for it wat like?? this a gr9 opportunity?
that point in studying when you stop making note cards and start making cheat sheets
“Our managers have reviewed your resume and compared it to the other applicants as well as against our hiring criteria. They are interested in setting up a preliminary interview with you this week to further discuss your application and our current open positions. “
I NEVER GET CHOSEN ITS LIKE WINNING THE LOTTERY
remember this omfg i went to the interview which wasnt that bad but my hours wernt flexible enough for this job so
professor that take their sWEET ASS TIME TO SUBMIT YOUR FINAL GRADES
I need a booty call… but for back massages
I’m the only person I know who wakes up before noon tbh